It’s true. The Iranian government believes Kim Kardashian is an Armenian spy determined to corrupt Iranian youth, and the Iran Revolutionary Guard has been persecuting its citizens over social media because of her.
It may sound like a joke, but the suggestion by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard that Kim Kardashian is a secret agent is being taken very seriously. The Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corp is allegedly concerned with the social media popularity of the Kardashian family, Kim Kardashian in particular, and is investigating her corrupting influence..
Vanity Fair is reporting that Kim Kardashian as a secret agentof the government is truly a concern of Iran and the Iranian government. It seems that a new report from Iran Wire is focused on Kim Kardashian working for or with Instagram as part of a greater plot for some level of world domination to corrupt women with “aspirational photos depicting a lifestyle at odds with Islam.”
Kim Kardashian’s ethnic background as a woman of Armenian descent seems to be a particular concern, as Armenia shares a border with Iran. Kardashian’s status as the most famous Armenian woman in the world also concerns Iran.
The Daily Mail is revealing that Iran is concerned that Kim Kardashian’s influence is so strong on Instagram that there is a concern young Iranian people will forsake their Muslim faith for the flashy lifestyle depicted by Kardashian and her family on social media. There is also a belief that Kardashian is working for and conspiring with the CEO of Instagram (which is now part of Facebook, owned by Mark Zuckerberg).
Iran is also cracking down on locals posting glam shots on social media and is letting these people know that they are being watched. The Iran Revolutionary Guard claims they have warned 170 individuals, and 29 of them are being targeted for prosecution by the government of Iran for specific charges.
Kim Kardashian… a spy?
This is someone who took a selfie with Hillary Clinton to endorse her and spelled “president” in “Hillary for President” wrong.
So, because Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her half-naked, photoshopped, surgery enhanced butt on Instagram, people in Iran are being prosecuted by the Iran Revolutionary Guard and threatened with prison or worse?
Wow. She sucks even more for even more reasons than I thought she did.
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